On my way to making a million dollars: Day 1

So I come across a guy named Marshall Brain's article on How to make a million dollars this morning. And I decided to make it a goal of mine. The thing is, you need to get to know me first before understanding how possible it actually is. Right now at this very second, the chances of it happening are slim to none. Very. My room is surrounded with dirty laundry, pepsi cans, a plate full of cigarettes, and an underachieving 20 year old guy writing in a blog about how he's going to make a million dollars. Will it happen? I'm pretty sure it will. Just give me some time.